Complete disaster. On all fronts.

I generally don't go to shows in alcohol-free venues, because (a) I'm
fundamentally against the whole idea, and (b) those kinds of shows
attract far too many children for my taste. But here I am, at the
Verity Room, and I'll be damned if they don't have the greatest public
restroom I've ever seen. I even cased the medicine cabinet for drugs,
but it only contained Listerine and Bacitracine.

I'm at a Maxwell Smart show, because Maxwell Smart kicks a ton of ass.